Oh Mr X. Why after all of this
time do you still have my number tucked away in your phone?
I know you’re gorgeous and keen to
meet up again. But seriously Dude. You have a wife and not one but two kids
now. I think it’s time you delete my number and go home to be a good Dad and
decent Husband.
Who propositions a girl by
saying “Busy? Gotta kill 40 mins?”? Seriously! I’ve not spoken to you in over a
year and that’s the best thing that you could think of? Thank goodness he can’t
remember how to get to my house. I don’t know what I would have done if he had
just rocked up at my doorstep unannounced!
I advised him that I didn’t
think that it was such a good idea for him to pop in, his response? “Why? Don’t
you trust yourself to just say hi?” I reminded him to the fact that we had
never met up just to say hi. Meeting up to say hi to this guy always ended up
with his dick up my arse. And while I always enjoyed it, it’s two days out from
Christmas. Its 38 degrees outside today, I’m hot, grumpy and need a cold beer.
I don’t need Mr X to drop in to be Prince Charming, mumble some awkward small
talk and then expect for me to either give him a hummer or let him bone me up
the ass!
I reminded him to the fact
that last time we spoke I told him it was not going to happen again until he
arrives at my door with signed divorce papers. It was a little bit of fun when
he had a girlfriend, a tad more exciting after he was engaged and a super huge
turn-on after he was married. But now that he’s a Dad, he seems to have lost
his sparkle.
I told him to go home, put the
kids to bed. Cook his wife dinner and bang her til she begs him to stop. He
confessed that now that they have two kids, she’s not interested in sex and is
always too tired and never in the mood. And here I am thinking that getting
married means you have sex on tap? If this is the case, I never want to get
married! I love orgasms way too much to give them up for a marriage certificate
and two screaming kids!
He continued pushing me until
finally I asked him how he would feel if one day down the track he found out
that the libidoless wife had been banging the next door neighbour like a dunny door.
I asked him to put himself in her shoes. Was coming over to say ‘Hi’ to me worth
the potential heartache to his wife and kids? Just like that he got it. Married
guys with two kids need to keep their cocks in their pants.
It was nice knowing you Mr X,
but these days your trophy is slightly tarnished and now pushed to the back row
of my collection.
We’ll always have the memories
x
