Sunday, February 9, 2014

Good Luck Kel



Have you seen the movie Good Luck Chuck? Allegedly Chuck (Dane Cook) is cursed. Women sleep with him once, and the next man they meet will be their true love. I think I have the same curse. Sitting here, thinking of all of the guys from my dating past, most of them met and married the next girl after me. 

There was Mr X. But to be fair, he was seeing both of us at the same time. He is now married and has two kids. There was the Best Man at my mate's wedding. We banged on the wedding night in Queensland, had a few random hook ups back in Melbourne and the next thing I hear through the grapevine, he's engaged! He too married my understudy and they have since had a daughter. I stopped seeing The Traveler when he took off to Africa to do some volunteer work. He met and fell in love with a fellow volunteer and from what he tells me, "she's the one". I'm sure there are a few more, in fact I know there are but I think you get the idea.

So fellas, If you're looking to find true love or 'the one' all you have to do is fuck me and hey presto! You'll meet the girl of your dreams!