10 Reasons To Keep Your Cat Indoors At Night...

#10 - You won't have to bail your pussy out from the pound

#9 - Grumpy neighbours will be less grouchy towards your precious puss

#8 - Native nocturnal wildlife will feel safe to roam freely and forage for food, in an environment free from feline stalkers

#7 - You won't be worried at night pondering where your cat is and what it's doing

#6 - It's less likely that your cat will pick up nasty diseases, such as Feline Immunodeficiency Virus (Cat AIDS)

#5 - It's also less likely that your cat will pick up parasites such as fleas and ticks

#4 - Puss in Boots will more than likely live a longer life as an indoor cat

#3 - Your cat may be killed or injured during punch-ons with other cats, dogs or foxes

#2 - Your pampered pussy might get disoriented or lost on nocturnal stalking missions of the neighbourhood. Let's face it; cats are nowhere near as smart as dogs

And the number one reason for keeping your stupid cat indoors at night... *Drumroll*

#1 - I really don't like picking fluff and blood out of the grille of my car.

You bastard of an animal! You were black. It was night. You ran in front of my car. I couldn't stop. Now you're dead.

People, keep your cats indoors at night.