Monday, May 3, 2010

Innie or Outie?



Ladies, do you have an Innie or an Outie? And no, I'm not talking belly buttons!

I have have a quite extensive porn collection (for a girl anyway), I've seen loads of porn on the internet (that's how my laptop got AIDS and died), and I have also thumbed through many a porno mag in my time and it came to my attention just how different vaginae can be. I knew that the color of your skin would determine the color of you punani, but up until around 4 or 5 years ago I had no idea that pussies were as varied in shape and size, and so different from one chick to the next.

If you're not sure what you've got follow these simple instructions:
1- You need to down trou' and stand in front of the mirror with your legs slightly apart.
2- Depending on your hairstyle down there you will either see:
a) A slit only - This would be an Innie
b) A slit plus your inner labia poking out (much like small tongues) - This variety would be an Outie.

Not that I'm a doctor or anything but after some extensive research and question asking to different people it seems that an outie is just due to having large inner labia that simply have no room to stay contained inside the outer labia, so they just spill out - Hence the name. Plain and simple. I ran a quick poll by my friends and it seems that innies and outies are split 50/50.

I think innies look a little posh and how do you do. You know, like a lady from say the 50s all prim and proper, very neatly presented with not a hair out of place. And outies look like a vampish young thing ready for a night out on the town, with all of their wares out on display!

What do guys prefer? Well, according to more of my research, again the verdict is came in at 50/50, and most of the dudes I surveyed added at the end of their answer "It doesn't really matter if her pussy is an innie or an outie, as long as it's wet and ready!"

Nuff said!

15 comments:

  1. Sensational!!!
    I am a little how do you do... From you friendly innie! xx

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  2. Just my opinion but innie looks much better. A little inner visable is ok and sometimes very attractive but when it looks like a couple of old discoloured bacon rashers it's not so nice. Remember just the opinion of one vagina connoisseur. I have discussed the issue with several friends and have heard varied opinions.

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  3. I think I'm glad I have an innie, most pporn stars have innies. I have a porn star pussy!

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  4. I also have an innie. I love it. my friend on the other hand has an outie. it looks weird. like a flower,

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  5. Wow, what subtle and not so, misogynistic comments from the last few posters. There's nothing weird at all about outies, nor do innies mean a thing. We are all varied, valid and just right. No women needs more pressure heaped upon her for her sweet labia for Pete's sake. Don't we have enough pressure and stress on us. And no, I'm a ob-gyn nurse, they're all perfect.

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  6. outies, innies they are vaginas at the end of the day, like a womens view on penises at the end of the day, its not the length or not the size it how many times you can make it rise, its not the quantity it the way they use it that counts grow up and appreciate what you have been blessed with.

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  7. innies definitely. They just look so nice and tight :3

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  8. I LOVE innies!!! Looks like I always thought girls were supposed to look until I grew up and found out otherwise. It's all good....don't get me wrong. I just love the cameltoe innie. Some outies are hideous looking, but that's the extreme.

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  9. oh please its got to be an outie and the bigger the better let it all hang out as looks really rude, is very erotic and much more to lay with so OUTIE for me

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  10. I have an innie, and I prefer innies on other women.

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  11. I have a slight outie not to much hanging out lol iv never got a negative remark about it from my exs infact its been the opposite but I guess that could be the fact that my outie isnt all hanging out lol.

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  12. Is this some sort of bizarre sociological experiment? Some sort of nefarious government program to weaponize low self-esteem? Ladies, if you've gotten to this point with a partner and he/she starts picking apart the aesthetics of your ... oh, let's go with "cookie jar", then it might be time to put your clothes back on and find someone a bit more worthy.

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    1. Relax mate! I'm not trying to start a revolution of women running to their nearest plastic surgeon and requesting vaginoplasty. It was merely a topic of conversation I shared with my girlfriends a few years ago! Cunts come in many different shapes and sizes. I know my girlfriends and I talk about all the different cocks we've encountered, I was just curious to see how other women feel about that they were born with!

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  13. I'm a 33 year old male who's been fortunate enough to have been with dozens of wonderful, attractive women. I used to make a meager living drawing naked women; I guess I'm one who notices and enjoys the subtle differences. In my experience, innies are very rare. And magical, like four-leaved clovers. Vulvas are beautiful, but innie vulvas are beautiful plus a little cute as well.

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    1. Interesting. I didn't realise that innies were less common than outies. Nice insight, thanks mate!

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